Happy Birthday Pooh!!! 75 years woo!

So otherwise in news today :
Trini politics - shitload of assholes
V.S. Naipaul - whoopee ding. Bitch.
Anthrax - more
Afghan attacks - more people dying
Carlos the Jackal is going to marry his lawyer - freaky
Michael Jackson n N'Sync - fighting it down with cd's that can't work on pcs (but on macs rofl)
Asteroids named after victims of U.S. attacks (Compassion, Solidarity and Magnanimity) - so what about the victims of the Afghan attacks? "On average, a hundred a month are given names" You'd think...but I doubt.
French baby boom - they're women are the most fertile in EU? Uhh note fellas...