HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY!!!!!

1. I'm back. Bruised, aching, tired, tanned (yes I am I am dry I am).

2. There are MANY cats now around the house. WHY? I have yet to see them - I have heard at least 2. *sigh* I don't like them at all.

3. I wish I could have been away for a lot longer. Today I actually have to be cleaning, which is way not cool. I'm not sleeping yet and feeling oddly....dizzy. Hmm. Sleep is imminent.

4. Why is everyone listening to tabanca?

5. Stace and Stef please come the fcuk out of hiding and rejoin the goddamn normal people. You've been in a room way too long. Get up north.

Happy Holidays - Happy Christmas Eve!