Chronicles

Monday, January 28

Talk about insanity.
"Last night I accidentally went on a date with somebody I didn't want to be on a date with, and then I got mad because he didn't try to sleep with me so I didn't get the chance to turn him down. Today I am contemplating therapy."

Everyone in my office seems to be under the impression that I am smart and responsible. My plan is coming together nicely.

Today my supervisor confided to me: "I feel like I'm five years old; I should be at home playing with my trucks." He asked if I ever feel this way, and said, "no," and he replied, "you will." Oh dear Christ.

Now check this Haiku Stef and Stac :

The AM Commute, a Haiku:
People in my way
I suffer from sidewalk rage
Cursing "Move Damn it."

The PM Commute, A Haiku:

Tired weary souls
No one will offer a seat
Eyes glazed, limbs static.


Stolen from The @ Work Nettwerk's Mundane Tasks and Capitalist Pig-Dog Commands. Yes. It exists. Pig command eh. Hmm. I need a job.

Re : Men
Excerpt from random late night boredashell convo

me : nobody cud find a man fuh me...i go find chics fuh allyuh?...
J : you too picky re man

Die!

Right so there are guys who actually want to fuck/have a rship with me (LOL@relationship)? Other than revolting male specimen? I wish the good looking cool ones who actually want me (uhmmm somehow I don't believe one exists btw) would fucking say something! Stupid boys. I give up. Really. Last night I was talking to someone about it. I told him that no really hot guy had ever liked me. (Exs would kill because of such a statement but...anyways, only 1 reads it - if at all - will he give a shit?)
Correction on that. No really hot guy who I scoped etc etc. God...and from now - no offence to any exs. Dammit.
dude : NONE?
Me : No...that that I know of.

There it stands.

It's late and I shouldn't be writing exactly what's popping into my head. This could cause stuff like oh..incrimination.
Anggun is now putting me asleep now finally. Oh sweet sleep. Forget this post ever happened I tell myself.

Trace doesn't make it her business to tell anyone how she feels about them just like that.
She is a wuss