This is funnnnyyyyyy. Had to write a rebuttal "program" (sorry just copied his format - wish it could have been more accurate). If anyonecan provide a better one you're v v welcome - rich, lab fire away :)

Poor Stace. Don't worry chic...we all magnetise losers for some strange reaosn...at least most of us...

program MakeItUpToStacey() {
Sorry();
Thoughts();
Friends();
Possible_Future_Outcomes();
Available();
Bye();

function Sorry() {
println("Stace, I am very sorry girl");
}

function Thoughts () {
println("I acted like a fool");
println("I hope I can make it up to you");
}

function Friends() {
println("Of all my friends, you are the best-est");
println("I still have a lot to learn in life,");
println("even though I am quite experienced,");
println("probably in the wrong kind of things!");
}

function Possible_Future_Outcomes() {
I_Behave_Myself := true;
Best_Friends_Forever := true;
for (i=23; i<=MAXINT; i++) { //my age till forever
if (I_Behave_Myself) {
Stacey_Will_Be_Happy := true ;
Best_Friends_Forever := true;
}
else {
Stacey_Will_Be_Happy := false;
Best_Friends_Forever := false;
}}
}

function Available () {
println("I would like to know if you and Amarla,");
println("will be avaiable on Sept. 14th or 15th");
println("Please tell me as soon as possible which date");
println("If not then the week after");
println("One of those days is very important to me");
}

function Bye () {
println("I am very thankful to have a friend like you");
println("Laters");
}
} //end program

Goddamn can you be more pathetique?
My reply?

program Getalifefreakbitch() {
Idiot();
Thoughts();
Friends();
Possible_Future_Outcomes();
Available();
Bye();

function Idiot() {
println("You're an idiot");
}

function Thoughts () {
println("Please stay away from me");
println("I hope I won't have to get a restraining order");
}

function Friends() {
println("You're not my best friend");
println("I don't want you in my life,");
println("but you don't give up do you?,");
println("stop emailing me this bullshit!");
}

function Possible_Future_Outcomes() {
I_Kill_You := true;
Best_Friends_Forever := false;
for (i=23; i<=MAXINT; i++) { //my age till forever
if (I_Kill_You) {
Stacey_Will_Be_Happy := true ;
Best_Friends_Forever := false;
}
else {
Stacey_Will_Be_Happy := false;
Best_Friends_Forever := false;
}}
}

function Available () {
println("Stop calling,");
println("Stop e-mailing");
println("Stop making a jackass of yourself");
println("I told you I don't want you");
println("Get it?");
}

function Bye () {
println("Hopefully forever");
println("Freak");
}
} //end program

I'm having less and less tolerance for assholes. Really.
Oh look loser # 1 online (is very blocked). Am half tempted to unblock and have some fun...but for his sake I won't. See I'm nice. Trying to build good karma things. Of course I lost about 100 points for the program...oh well. *grin* Me? Go to hell? Never! *polishes halo that is already glimmering prettily*
La di dah. Wonder if I should sleep.