"I feel so sorry for you, you don't have any friends. Your friends don't love you. It all boils down to sex. If people want to have sex with you they treat you real good. No one wants to have sex with you." Cue sympathetic voice.

*blink*

Yes ladies and germs, that's the kind of thing my mother tells me. That's when you know you're one fucked up individual. You wonder sometimes why my self esteem can reduce to like -100.This time however it was so incredibly funny that all I could do was laugh and tell my "friends". Rofl. Woo. What a way to start the morning, especially when I took it upon myself to actually head outside to say hello.

Let me get out of this fucking place before I go crazy. Another reason to stay out late tonight. Humm..no wait I can't :( Long day tomorrow. Oh well there it goes.