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Really. No really I am. I'm just amazingly tired so please excuse bad spelling or fragmented sentences/paragraphs and so on. Well right now. I wasn't sober Saturday night however. Not good. I blame it all on lack of food in tummy. I got a nasty head with 1 Smirnoff Ice and that is rather shameful indeed. Oh God. Am sowwy. Bah your fault for reaching late and making my food digest :P Okay...really my fault for not eating. Gah. It's not cool when you suddenly realise you're not exactly hearing anything anymore. Anyways I made it out very well thanks and did not throw up. I swear my body + alcohol = strangest thing.

So Clegs calls me this morning all excited about a hike. Not a particularly easy hike, but am willing to try it. I started "training" which is good right? I need it though. Not sure if it will come off - we'll see, but for now will go with the idea that we are. Inspiration really. I am so so tired now. Kinda excited about it anyways. Yay excitement. Yay. Adventure. Wheeeee. Not quite sure why I didn't think about doing this before...not enough inspiration/encouragement I suppose. The small hike in a couple weeks should be a nice start. Then I was watching MTV (oh for the love of God) Saturday morning and thinking oh cool, Road Rules adventure type stuff. Heck I'd go sky-diving and bungee jumping too.

Oh and that new Real World cast looks...just. Wow. The Irish gay guy is very very bloody hot. Not fair. Then there's some other bitch on Road Rules whose body is just friggin' magnificent. I was also thinking about how guys go crazy over the chicks with hot bodies on tv. We're all the same. There's no weaker sex, there's no battle of the sexes - we're all just a bunch of horny bastards. Yes we women look a guys like meat. Cooked meat generally. A nice filet mignon ya know? Okay am starting to ramble.

Stef was here earlier. The bitch makes me laugh too much. Yes you do. Dammit. I am not cracked. Entirely. *pout* He thought my fling dream was about SOMEONE. What the hell. I wish? I mean...really what the hell - if it was a nightmare I don't think that could have been good for flingyfling dream. Geeezuussss. That's a whole other story. I think I am freaky but not THAT freaky!

Shut up. Sleepy. Night.