Day 10: Master Cleanse

LAST GODDAMN DAY!!!!!!!
Right so, I made it to the minimum number of cleanse days. Hahaha I seriously don't know how people do this shit for longer periods. I need real food ooooooohhhh.
I can't really come up with any deeply introspective spiel about the benefits of this cleanse and such. I think I'm clean... Definitely cleaned out.
I got no sudden bursts of energy as such, no ridiculous creative sprees and insightful auditing periods. Maybe I should have done more yoga and meditation. Oh well... there's always that to do as I continue on my quest for...whatever. Yogini-dom? The switch to raw food? Mmm.
I've been prepping for that by looking up recipes for delicious fresh foods - they look so fabulous, and never before have I craved it so. Fresh yummy salads and sweet scrumptious fruits. Oh boy, to chew again! Bliss.
Aaaaanyway, it's June 9th and I have yet to do my June life-audit (copyright Anjeli) properly. I've been a little distracted and such, with too many things, and I really need to sit down, not listen to my audio book, not do crosswords, and just get it all out.
What's my next move?
My health binge is really taking over my life it seems, but I think it's necessary right now. I'm nearing 29, and it's high time. Overdue.
I think my mother is trying to get used to the idea (still) of my non-meat choices, and now raw. I bought some wheat bran on Saturday, hich I thought I'd add to random food just for the extra fibre, and she asked me for some recipes this morning. I should really print a bunch of stuff for her if she really ants to cook for me. I'm pretty ok with prepping stuff myself - a salad, some light dressing, fruit shakes, and other snackies."Real" food will have to be eaten in the smallest quantities though. It's all so unhealthy - yet so good. So good. Mmm pasta..sushi.. oh god. Someone shoot me.

3:53pm

No really, I think someone needs to shoot me. I am in pain (for other reasons). I don't know if doing the cleanse has riled up some otherwise silent goings-on in my body. I have a swollen boob. I kid you not. I am freaked the shit out. I think I have fever now too. What the hell?
And I have work o do. Fabulous. And my doctor won't answer his phones!!!!!

7:41pm

Right, so, doctor visit, albeit mortifying, I was a big girl about it. Sigh. I got antibiotics and a cream, and some anti-inflammatories. Fancy that. Detoxing, now refuckingtoxifying. Fuck. PLUS, I have to travel soon on a frigging on a frigging compromised immune system with H1N1 shit floating around. There are 2 cases in Trinidad (from 1 flight from NY I think, and 3 in Tobago) Wonderful! So super healthy foods I'll be eating. No weird stuff. I'm not going to worry about this. I really am not.