Thursday, April 27, 2006
the nintendo revolution has been renamed....

'the nintendo wii' ...

as in 'wee'...

oookay.



Monday, April 24, 2006
Two words:

Gnarls Barkley.

Buy it when it comes....out.



Saturday, April 22, 2006
O/K/

I know cats are wondering, what the fuck is with Cue.
Since when he flippin out and speakin nothin' but true.
I got hot, i admit, clouded my vision.
Made me forget my critical mission.
For those worrying, i'm not mad anymore.
i mean like I said to Jus, "That's what blogs are for".
But love will continue to bless.
Those with the decency to fix a mess.
All is good, not to worry.
Now lets all get down on some maasaman curry.



Tuesday, April 18, 2006
You know whats fucked up?

When you're the kind of guy that sits and consoles a "freind" about his imminent break-up. Telling him that all is not last, and that life moves on. You tell them that they are a great person and that another girl will come along and make them forget the pain that they feel right now. You tell them that their girl is still a wonderful person and not to feel angry at them for issues outside of their control. You tell them that you'll always be there for them and even that you 'love them' (something thats profoundly difficult for young men to say to each other). You stay on the phone with them, cheering them up for several hours, even while your own freinds are in your house waiting for you to come off of the phone; but no, you're a better freind than that.

Then they turn around and tell you "Hard Luck", and make fun of you when the same fate befalls you.

That's fucked up.

You know what else is fucked up?

When you try to be there for a "freind" who's going through serious relationship confusion. You tell them that, 'men are confused creatures', and 'not to lose hope'. You tell them to 'hang in there' and that the other party will eventually 'come around'. You try to pull them out of their, (frankly) annoying, self loathing funk, with compliments and caring words.

Then they join in the laughter, and use fucking childish emoticons to blahzay away your feelings.

That's fucked up.

So thanks. Thanks for being a dick. And in a small way....fuck you.

But I'll forgive you...I always do (even when you fucks spread bad rumors about me).



Sunday, April 09, 2006

If She Wants Me

"I wrote a letter on a nothing day
I asked somebody “Could you send my letter away?”
“You are too young to put all of your hopes in just one envelope”
I said goodbye to someone that I love
It’s not just me, I tell you it’s the both of us
And it was hard
Like coming off the pills that you take to stay happy
Someone above has seen me do alright
Someone above is looking with a tender eye
Upon her face, you may think you’re alone but you may think again
If I could do just one near perfect thing I’d be happy
They’d write it on my grave, or when they scattered my ashes
On second thoughts I’d rather hang about and be there with my best friend
If she wants me

And far away somebody read the letter
He condescends to read the words I wrote about him
And if he smiles, it’s no more than a genius deserves
For all his curious nerve and his passion

I’m going deaf, you’re growing melancholy
Things fall apart, I don’t know why we bother at all
But life is good and “It’s always worth living at least for a while”

If I could do just one near perfect thing I’d be happy
They’d write it on my grave, or when they scattered my ashes
On second thoughts I’d rather hang about and be there with my best friend
If she wants me

If you think to yourself “What should I do now?”
Then take the baton, girl, you better run with it
There is no point in standing in the past cause it’s over and done with

I took a book and went into the forest
I climbed the hill, I wanted to look down on you
But all I saw was twenty miles of wilderness so I went home"

Belle and Sebastian



Saturday, April 08, 2006
I think that was the 'best', most civil breakup I've ever had.

I hope we can be freinds.



I'm breaking up with April.....



Thursday, April 06, 2006
Alright!

Try this...

If you've got a significant other, or a girl/boy that you've been checkin or whatever. Lets say you like em, even a little bit. Or lets say that they're a depression machine, who loves to feel sorry for themselves and mopes around all "emo" and shit.

This is what you do...

Tell them to leave you. Tell them that being with you is a really bad idea, and that you're destroying who they are. Tell them that they would be better off without you. Tell them to move back in with their parents, and that you'll be fine (in time). Tell them that you wont hold a grudge against them for leaving, and that you'll always be their 'friend'.

I GUARANTEE that they wont go a damn place and will stay with you forever. This works especially well on girls, but it also works on guys really well. So you AC/DC cats have a win/win situation. Try it, it really works.

Just don't tell em you'll always love them, or beg for them to feel better(they hate that pussy shit).

Cue out!




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